SCISSOR HANDS SUICIDE

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ORIGINAL SCRIPT (slightly changed since written)
I walk the streets a freak,
No one understands what it is like,
To have scissor hands.

I can’t ride scooters,
I can’t masturbate.
Which is fine, because I can’t even look up internet anyway.

Sometimes when I cry,
I ironically attempt to wipe my face,
Only to cause even more suffering,
I invented emo cutting.

All my friends left me,
Not because they didn’t like me,
But because I accidentally slit their throats.
My back yard is a burial ground.

I am the reaper of all who loved me,
What is this curse,
Living with scissor hands.
What is this… curse.

I thought I met my lover once,
She was beautiful & disfigured,
Just like me…

But when I tried to embrace her,
I woke up.

It’s impssoble to drown yourself in the bathtub.

So I only have one option left.

I have to shoot myself in the head.
*lifts gun*
This is it.
*gun slips out*
*hits the ground*
*fires*
AHHHHHHH!!!!

Greg: Hey scissor hands?
SH: WHAT!?
Greg: You have scissors for hands.
SH: I KNOW THAT! YOU DON’T THINK I KNOW THAT!?
Greg: Well… you’re trying to kill yourself with a gun when you have scissor hands.
SH: I know! That’s why I want to die.
Greg: Think about it… how did you kill your friends?
SH: …*look of happiness*
Greg: I see my work is done here.
SH: YES!!!

*blood shooting up*

Finally… I’m free… I’m… freeeeeeeee…

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